Last Week of Work: What To Wear?Gentlemen: beware, girl stuff follows. Consider yourself warned.
The company where I worked (past tense!
) is conservative and has a dress code. It occurred to me that my last week was the time to get away with wearing whatever I felt like instead of my usual pinstripe suit uniform.Thus, my Exit Transition Costume Roster:
- Monday - Tyrolean Barmaid: scoop-neck ruffled blouse, fitted black vest, pencil skirt, fishnet tights, high heeled patent Mary Janes.
Effect: Vaguely trampy. - Tuesday - Debauched Aristocrat: shiny slash-sleeved suit, crumpled silver tuxedo blouse, teetery spike heels, oversized jangly earrings, Dorian perfume.
Effect: Irresponsible. - Wednesday - Dominatrix Kindergarten Teacher: black patch-pocket jumper dress, black lace stretch blouse, Victorian locket, tall riding boots, red lipstick.
Effect: Intimidating. - Thursday - Goth Yoga Gypsy: black peasant blouse, flared stretch pants, stiletto ankle boots, hoop earrings, excessive black eyeliner, cape.
Effect: Reckless. - Friday - Fuck it: Jeans.
Effect: Freedom.
My husband cracked up each day he saw me leave for work: "Are you trying to make them not miss you?"
But who could pass up the opportunity? I won't have as easily shocked an audience in the future, alas. Plus I suspect my new uniform will be something akin to painty sweats and cycling gear. For a while, at least.
Glad
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Now you can dress-up in whatever mood you are in & no one will bat an eye, artist are suppose to be weird!
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